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Contoh-contoh Komunikasi yang gak nyambung :
1. Ibu Pasien: Dok, tolong selametin anak saya!
Dokter: Tenang dulu bu! Anak ibu kenapa?
Ibu Pasien: Anak saya ulang tahun dok! Selametin ya…
Dokter:![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
2. Emak: Rapi amat lo Dul, mau kemana?
Dulah: Nonton konser Mak!
Emak: Dimana?
Dulah: Di Youtube
Emak: Oh, baek baek yak
Dulah: Iye mak![Grinning face with big eyes :smiley: 😃](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f603.png)
![Grinning face with big eyes :smiley: 😃](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f603.png)
3. Pembeli: Bang, nasi goreng satu
Penjual: Pedes apa ga?
Pembeli: Mana gue tau? Kan belum nyicipin!
Penjual:![Face with steam from nose :triumph: 😤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f624.png)
![Face with steam from nose :triumph: 😤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f624.png)
4. Pembeli: Bang bubur satu ya
Penjual: Pakai kacang?
Pembeli: Pakee..
Penjual: Dikasih ayam Mas..?
Pembeli: Kalau dikasih ayam gue makan apa?
Penjual:![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
5. A: Saya mau ngelamar kerja, ini poto copy ijazah saya
B: Kok poto copy?!? aslinya mana…???
A: Tegal mas…!!
B:![Downcast face with sweat :sweat: 😓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f613.png)
![Downcast face with sweat :sweat: 😓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f613.png)
![Downcast face with sweat :sweat: 😓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f613.png)
6. A: Bang maaf, disini ruangan ber-AC, jadi nggak boleh ngerokok.
B: Oh maaf pak, lupa matiin AC-nya…!!! (Ambil remote)
A:![Tired face :tired_face: 😫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f62b.png)
![Tired face :tired_face: 😫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f62b.png)
![Tired face :tired_face: 😫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f62b.png)
7. A: Bang, kok mie ayamnya gak ada ayamnya?!
B: Lah, lu kalau beli lem tikus emang ada tikusnya?!
A: gigit mangkok![Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses: 😎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f60e.png)
![Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses: 😎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f60e.png)
![Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses: 😎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f60e.png)
![Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses: 😎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f60e.png)
8. A: Mbak minta es teh
B: Manis gak?
A: Gak usah manis-manis, yang penting setia dan mau menerima saya apa adanya *eaaaaaaa
B:![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f631.png)
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f631.png)
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f631.png)
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f631.png)
9. Guru: Ayo anak-anak coba sebutkan ciri-ciri gunung aktif
Murid: miscall aja bu, kalo nyambung berarti aktif
Guru:![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
10. A: Dek sekolah di mana?, kok bajunya kotak-kotak hitam putih gitu?
B: Sekolah TK
A: TK mana?
B: TK teki silang
A:![Dizzy face :dizzy_face: 😵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f635.png)
![Dizzy face :dizzy_face: 😵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f635.png)
11. A: Abang bakso, gerobaknya rusak ya?
B: Enggak koq..
A: Lah… Koq didorong??
B:![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
Contoh-contoh Komunikasi yang gak nyambung :
1. Ibu Pasien: Dok, tolong selametin anak saya!
Dokter: Tenang dulu bu! Anak ibu kenapa?
Ibu Pasien: Anak saya ulang tahun dok! Selametin ya…
Dokter:
![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
2. Emak: Rapi amat lo Dul, mau kemana?
Dulah: Nonton konser Mak!
Emak: Dimana?
Dulah: Di Youtube
Emak: Oh, baek baek yak
Dulah: Iye mak
![Grinning face with big eyes :smiley: 😃](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f603.png)
![Grinning face with big eyes :smiley: 😃](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f603.png)
3. Pembeli: Bang, nasi goreng satu
Penjual: Pedes apa ga?
Pembeli: Mana gue tau? Kan belum nyicipin!
Penjual:
![Face with steam from nose :triumph: 😤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f624.png)
![Face with steam from nose :triumph: 😤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f624.png)
4. Pembeli: Bang bubur satu ya
Penjual: Pakai kacang?
Pembeli: Pakee..
Penjual: Dikasih ayam Mas..?
Pembeli: Kalau dikasih ayam gue makan apa?
Penjual:
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
5. A: Saya mau ngelamar kerja, ini poto copy ijazah saya
B: Kok poto copy?!? aslinya mana…???
A: Tegal mas…!!
B:
![Downcast face with sweat :sweat: 😓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f613.png)
![Downcast face with sweat :sweat: 😓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f613.png)
![Downcast face with sweat :sweat: 😓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f613.png)
6. A: Bang maaf, disini ruangan ber-AC, jadi nggak boleh ngerokok.
B: Oh maaf pak, lupa matiin AC-nya…!!! (Ambil remote)
A:
![Tired face :tired_face: 😫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f62b.png)
![Tired face :tired_face: 😫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f62b.png)
![Tired face :tired_face: 😫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f62b.png)
7. A: Bang, kok mie ayamnya gak ada ayamnya?!
B: Lah, lu kalau beli lem tikus emang ada tikusnya?!
A: gigit mangkok
![Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses: 😎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f60e.png)
![Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses: 😎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f60e.png)
![Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses: 😎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f60e.png)
![Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses: 😎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f60e.png)
8. A: Mbak minta es teh
B: Manis gak?
A: Gak usah manis-manis, yang penting setia dan mau menerima saya apa adanya *eaaaaaaa
B:
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f631.png)
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f631.png)
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f631.png)
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f631.png)
9. Guru: Ayo anak-anak coba sebutkan ciri-ciri gunung aktif
Murid: miscall aja bu, kalo nyambung berarti aktif
Guru:
![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
![Angry face :angry: 😠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f620.png)
10. A: Dek sekolah di mana?, kok bajunya kotak-kotak hitam putih gitu?
B: Sekolah TK
A: TK mana?
B: TK teki silang
A:
![Dizzy face :dizzy_face: 😵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f635.png)
![Dizzy face :dizzy_face: 😵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f635.png)
11. A: Abang bakso, gerobaknya rusak ya?
B: Enggak koq..
A: Lah… Koq didorong??
B:
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@14.0.2/assets/72x72/1f621.png)